Mad Minerva

September 2005



Great Moments in College Students' Grasp of Reality: 70% Don't Know How Much Booze Their Peers are Guzzling

Friday, 30 September 2005 11:09 A GMT-05
Why is this story even in the news?  Why????

Humorous Hurricane Over-Hype in Houston

Friday, 30 September 2005 11:03 A GMT-05
Was there hype and hysteria over Hurricane Rita that departed just a teensy bit from reality?  Here's photo evidence straight from Houston for your bemusement.I also heard from the House of Il Barista that there was some serious hype going on in cen

You Can't Take the Sky From Me: "Serenity" Now in Theaters!

Friday, 30 September 2005 9:27 A GMT-05
SHINY! "Serenity" is finally in the theaters and "Firefly" fans are over the moon with joy.  The reviews have been very good indeed -- as in 80% on the Tomatometer as of right now.I've been watching my "Firefly" DVDs

Nerd News: Welsh University Offers Degree in Extraterrestrials

Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:20 A GMT-05
I. Kid. You. Not.I can't make this stuff up, as more lunacy gushes from academia:LONDON (AFP) - A British university has launched a three-year degree course in the hunt for life beyond the planet Earth. The University of Glamorgan this week launched

World Economic Forum Ranks Taiwan the Most Competitive Economy in Asia, 5th Globally

Thursday, 29 September 2005 7:28 A GMT-05
The annual numbers and rankings are out from he Global Competitiveness Report (2005-2006) of the World Economic Forum (WEF), and here they are, gentle reader, the top 10 competitive economies in the world:FinlandUnited StatesSwedenDenmarkTaiwan Singa

Chinese Submarines with the US Navy in Mind

Thursday, 29 September 2005 7:16 A GMT-05
I'm in a terrible rush today -- dissertation deadlines (got a chapter due Tuesday!), dontcha know -- but felt the following is too interesting/important/disturbing to pass up.In brief:The US Navy's Seventh Fleet in the Pacific is the dominant sea po

VDH Takes on Higher Ed

Tuesday, 27 September 2005 2:24 P GMT-05
Gentle reader, one of my favorite professors to read has just written an op-ed piece for the Wall Street Journal.Check out Victor Davis Hanson's take on campus silliness, tagged, more than accurately enough, "Academentia." (If it were me,

Dissertation Dementia: Brew Me Some Jasmine Tea, Please

Tuesday, 27 September 2005 10:01 A GMT-05
I just came across this quote in the 2003 book The Empire of Tea and simply had to pass it along."It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs.  We cannot work, we cannot think, unless our stomach wills so.  It

Monty Python and Taiwan Independence Groups

Tuesday, 27 September 2005 6:28 A GMT-05
Here is a hilarious comparison of Monty Python's "Life of Brian" and some of the goofier fringe pro-independence groups (link xie-xie to Jujuflop).Definitely giggle-worthy, which is just fine by me, as I've a lot of meetings with Nerd Lords

Quirky Asia Files: Tokyo's Double-Decker Bus Tavern

Monday, 26 September 2005 2:55 P GMT-05
I just love finding things to put into the Quirky Asia Files.  It's way more fun than poring over my endless piles of dissertation notes.Today's goofy news hails from Tokyo, where some enterprising folks are running a tavern on a double-decker bus.

Feisty Hong Kong Lawmakers Speak Their Minds

Monday, 26 September 2005 12:22 P GMT-05
Hey, check out this bit of news about some feisty, outspoken Hong Kong lawmakers:GUANGZHOU, China - Lawmakers in China rarely yell "Long live democracy!" in crowded hotel lobbies. They don't wear T-shirts condemning the bloody crackdown on

Berkeley Editorial: Staying the Course in Iraq

Monday, 26 September 2005 10:56 A GMT-05
Did I just see a pig fly past my window?  By golly, yes, I did!An editorial in a Berkeley paper just advocated staying the course in Iraq:In fact, the biggest problem that the "anti-war" movement has right now is the illusion that somehow

Taiwan: 10,000 Marchers Rally for Taiwan Defense

Monday, 26 September 2005 8:15 A GMT-05
Am I the only one fed up with constant pan-blue obstructionism over the arms budget in the Legislative Yuan?Apparently not, thank goodness.  Yesterday some 10,000 Taiwanese held a rally in Taipei to support the defense of Taiwan.  Holding signs r

Latest Nail in Kyoto Treaty's Coffin: Tony Blair Admits It Cannot Succeed

Saturday, 24 September 2005 8:14 P GMT-05
One of the favorite things for Bush/America-haters to say hereabouts is that Bush/America is evil, wicked, selfish, and destructive because they won't commit to the Kyoto Protocol, that Holy Grail of environmentalists the world over.  Here is the te

South Korea Developing Battle Robots to Patrol DMZ

Saturday, 24 September 2005 4:52 P GMT-05
Why am I suddenly thinking of Optimus Prime or the Terminator?Check out the latest in "life imitates Transformers" technological initiatives in Asia and get ready for armed, six-legged South Korean battle-bots:SEOUL (Reuters) - Armed, six-l

Aussie Surfer Beats Shark in Fistfight

Saturday, 24 September 2005 4:44 P GMT-05
Wow, this reinforces the stereotype that you don't mess with the Aussies.  Not even if you're a big toothy shark.  Because the targeted surfer turned right 'round and punched the shark's lights out.Remember, Australia's the nation where last year a

Harvard Cooperates with ROTC...Under Duress

Friday, 23 September 2005 3:02 P GMT-05
More from the Kremlin-on-the-Charles, gentle reader!Hm, Harvard had to be pressured into spending a day celebrating the United States Constitution. It should come as no surprise that it likewise had to be pressured into cooperating with the ROTC (lin

Guest Blogger: Satire Alert on the Difference Between the U.S. and Germany

Friday, 23 September 2005 9:21 A GMT-05
Gentle reader, here's a special treat for some Friday fun; today we have a guest blogger who writes from Germany.  I give you his humorous rendition on the difference between the U.S. and Germany when natural disasters strike (danke for the the tri

Hello Kitty Monstrosity of the Day: Hello Ramen!

Thursday, 22 September 2005 8:39 A GMT-05
Last time it was a pink Hello Kitty laptop.This time, it's Hello Kitty noodles, found via an odd website in the Netherlands, for a band apparently calling itself "The Ramen"!.  *Sigh.*  Here are the noodles:I love ramen noodles.  I do. 

Ramen Noodles in Space Again -- Ad Campaign Literally Out of This World

Thursday, 22 September 2005 8:30 A GMT-05
Back in August, I'd amused myself and others by posting on the Ramen-in-space phenomenon, which involved Japanese PM Koizumi and Discovery shuttle astronaut Soichi Noguchi.Space noodles are back in the news, gentle reader, as one Japanese noodle make

Satan Coffee Meets Southern Baptist University

Wednesday, 21 September 2005 2:08 P GMT-05
Hey, I thought Satan Coffee was all about slick marketing and pretty artsy posturing.Well, I guess even its phalanxes of mindlessly marching marketing minions get it wrong sometimes.  This time around, they really, REALLY got it wrong:Coffee cups wi

Sad Nerd News: Oxford to Cut Undergrads

Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:58 P GMT-05
It's not just grad students who are seen as a big fat waste of campus time and money.  At Oxford, even the undergrads are getting the axe.What's the trouble on the campus of the Dreaming Spires?  Money, gentle reader, mammon, filthy lucre, all £2

Au revoir, French Garlic!

Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:02 A GMT-05
Here's a story that made me laugh.  Apparently the French are worried that they've lost their competitive edge in the garlic market."The situation is catastrophic,” the Section Nationale Ail, which groups France’s 2,200 growers, said. The i

Post-Election Gridlock in Germany

Wednesday, 21 September 2005 9:45 A GMT-05
Right now everyone's talking about the gory aftermath of the German election.  (If you want to catch up on the hoopla, go straight to the election coverage at the good German blog Davids Medienkritik -- yes, it's in English.)Some of the editorials

A Professor Ponders Stupid Questions

Tuesday, 20 September 2005 9:48 P GMT-05
Mike Adams is a professor of criminology at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington.  He's also darn funny.Check out his column about students asking dumb inquiries, as Adams takes apart the feel-good myth that "there are no stupid que